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THE WHAT-SHA TEA HOUSE?
In Japan, a geisha is a female professional entertainer of men. No no, hear us out. Although some have ravishing looks that could be misinterpreted as flirtatious, geisha are not to be mistaken for courtesans and prostitutes.
Once a Geisha accomplishes her training, she is hired to perform during banquets in tea houses, places where the well to do gentlemen meet for business and leisure.
Apart from having entertainment qualities, geisha are also sources of important information obtained while overhearing their hosts’ conversations during performances. Yes, we also like that part.
And last but not least, geisha are patronized by only the wealthiest businessmen and most influential politicians.
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KYOTO, JAPAN, 2050
On 4 September 2049, the world was hit by an all-destroying cyber attack. It not only claimed digital life and unavoidably people’s income and security, but it was also accompanied by a worldwide cyborg extremists attack that erased humanity as we knew it.
Only a few survived the attack, one of them was a cyborg geisha Mineka and a handful of young Maiko from the well-hidden and fortified Akirelu Okiya.
The fertility of these geisha has helped them to thrive from 5 to 10,000 in one year. Their “resident hangout” is the Sukiya Tea Room in the Metaverse Hanamachi district, also known as The Geisha Tea House.
In the strictly private club of The Geisha Tea House, you can mingle with like-minded, do business and change the world during lavish banquets and enjoy the artistic skills of everybody’s geisha. Events are made to measure and designed to create business opportunities and help increase the value of your geisha, as well as the intrigue.
So, without further ado,
ENTER, YOU FORTUNATE SEEKER OF HIGH LIFE’S MYSTERIOUS PERKS!
eth can’t buy you love, but a bunch of geisha will do nicely.
What next
The GEISHA TEA HOUSE has come to the end of the roadmap 1.0
and what a ride it has been!
Apart from flaunting your beautiful Geisha, you were able to mingle with the like-minded, some of you received free Geisha NFTs, you were able to meet Kevin O’Leary and many others, get on popular whitelists early through our launch pad, and get a free Maiko, to name just a few GTH utilities.
As such, the communication on Discord is coming to an end for Roadmap 1.0 while we are finalizing Roadmap 2.0 with exciting stuff, so stay tuned for more! Keep an eye out for our announcements here and on our social media channels.
In the meantime, stay happy and keep trading!
Mata chikaiuchini o ai shimashou!
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IT’S OKAY TO HIT THE BOTTLE.
GUESS WHAT OUR FAVORITE DRINK IS AT THE GEISHA TEA HOUSE.
Right, pure organic Matcha tea, grown in our metahometown of Kyoto, Japan. A delicious detox in this fast-moving metaverse.
SORATE.
Straight from The Geisha Tea House Business Incubator comes a collaboration with SORATE, a US-based matcha and green tea company founded by Italian-born, New York-based entrepreneur Silvia Mella in 2020. Their mission? To provide busy people like us with the best nutritional benefits from Western and Eastern medicinal practices.
YOUR GEISHA IN A BOTTLE.
Especially for our patrons, SORATE has developed beautifully crafted glass tea infusers for you to personalise. You can have your own geisha (including the certificate number) engraved on your bottle, in full colour or transparent, or you can opt for the minimalistic GTH logo version. Only available on Sorate's website. You can still choose what to drink from your bottle, so whether it’s healthy matcha or a badass Junmai Daiginjo saké, you’ll be doing it in style.
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WELCOME TO THE GEISHA TEA HOUSE
THE WHAT-SHA TEA HOUSE?
In Japan, a geisha is a female professional entertainer of men. No no, hear us out. Although some have ravishing looks that could be misinterpreted as flirtatious, geisha are not to be mistaken for courtesans and prostitutes.
Once a Geisha accomplishes her training, she is hired to perform during banquets in tea houses, places where the well to do gentlemen meet for business and leisure. Apart from having entertainment qualities, geisha are also sources of important information obtained while overhearing their hosts’ conversations during performances. Yes, we also like that part.
And last but not least, geisha are patronized by only the wealthiest businessmen and most influential politicians.